Random follow #71 - @007GAL

"The name is Page, Sara Page"

Social media person, earthquake predictor (sort of) and all round good tweeter. That is what makes @007GAL worth your while following on twitter.

There is no such thing as the perfect tweet but there are some tweeters who are able to string together a series of tweets and make you chuckle and think "I'm glad I follow this person". @007GAL is one of those people.  I wonder if Agent Q signed off on this gadget that Agent  @007GAL recently purchased -

Tweet 1.   "Mad Farmers sale today, super excited about my new peeler though #sad #mustpeeleverything pic.twitter.com/4w6CcjgR0l"

Tweet 2.  "Do I have any veges in my fridge? #mustpeeleverything"

Tweet 3.  "@FarmersNZ I have high hopes for this device, it best not disappoint me haha"

Tweet 4.  "@FarmersNZ True!! I'll post results later #excite"

Telling a story with your tweets is what engages readers and makes you more interesting and fun to follow.  One thing her twitter bio needs is a sign that reads 'No drama'.  Because there isn't any. Simple.  Sara is not a social media superstar if her statistics are anything to go by but twitter is not about quantity.  Its about quality.  And I for one think her tweets ooze quality.

And then I got to thinking.   If @007GAL were a real Bond agent then what would the names of her love interests be?  Here are a few randoms I came up with -

"Gypsy Bare Knuckle Fighter"

"Iron Balls"

"Plenty O'Hair"

"Long John Silver"

Here are some other things I have noticed about Sara - she always has a kind word for everyone.  Her tweets are WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get) and she engages with a really wide range of people.  It is nice seeing someone tweet a bunch of different people every day,  Variety is the spice of life and Sara certainly likes to vary her tweets.

And like a few other tweeters I have profiled Sara is neat from the point of view that she tells you what she wants you to know and that is all.  There is a lot to be said for keeping your real life away from what can at times be the big bad world of social media.


And now for that one last great question.  Does she drink martini's?  I have no idea but if she did/does they probably come shaken and not stirred.

Randon follow #56 - @crevicecanyon (Adults Only)

I'm just going to go ahead and be straight up from the start.  I am totally do not fit the audience that @crevicecanyon is aimed at.  I am definitely neither of the following -

• female and
• gay or lesbian

If you do fall into one of those two categories then this twitter account is aimed at you. And even more so if you are both of the above. @crevicecanyon is a website that is run by @amiewee.   Viewer discretion is advised should you wander over to the website and have a look.


There aren't that many pure stand alone tweets that come out under this account.  Most tweets are links to the website where articles are published.  If you want to see or read the good tweets then you totally need to follow Amie. If, however, you go to the sire you will be met by a picture which immediately sets the scene of what you will discover.  Its up to you to decide what you think of it and to decide whether or not the site is for you or not.

Crevice Canyon is not a website is full of pornography or nudity.  Of course there is some nudity and naughtiness there if you want to go and find it.  But from what I understand the purpose of the site is to create a community where women can discuss openly their thoughts, feelings and experiences in regards to sex.  If nudity is shown it is for a reason but it is not the purpose of the project.

And having cast my eye over a few articles there is much value can be had by many people in reading some of the articles.  One that stood out to me was this one about an advertising campaign by Nivea.  And this one as well which (as a normal straight laced guy) I totally agree with and couldn't speak more highly of -
"Do You Suffer From Normal Ladyparts? You’re Not Alone!"
If you are after tweets that are a bit more racy then you want to consider following Amie.  She is quite clear on who she is and what she does to make a living.  Not everyone has the opportunity to combine their lifestyle, hobby and passion into a career but that is something that Amie has worked hard to achieve.  There have been a few times I scratched my head and thought 'why do I follow this person?' but then I also know that I think that about more than a few people.

@amiewee will keep you on your toes and will totally keep your timeline interesting.  I totally recommend that if you choose to follow today's random follow that you go one step further and follow its founder as well. And as a last plug @crevicecanyon are looking for some genuine guest writers.  So if you've got some writing talent and want to share some of your sexual knowledge or experiences why not give it a go?

 You may spot a few of these on the website too  ;)