Random follow #269 - @K_Razamataz

Want some spice in your timeline?  Are you looking for someone who isn't afraid and be irreverent?  How about a good wind up every now and then to keep you on your toes?  If those are the key qualities that you are looking for in a tweeter then I have discovered just the person for you - @K_Razamataz.

Master K-Raz is not one for holding back.  And when I say holding back I mean his opinion.  And with those opinions comes some choice language every now and then but hey - we're adults and twitter is an adult platform.  If a wee bit of foul language is not for you then go elsewhere.

If sarcasm, wit and scathing yet intellectual insights and opinions are more your cup of tea then you are going to LOVE this account.  K-Raz will challenge your thinking while at the very same time tickling your funny bone as well.  Here is a quick selection of tweets to wet your appetite (or not) -

"Can't remember what DARE stands for. Apart from Drugs Are Really Excellent. I can't remember anything but Drugs Are Really Excellent."  <-- its sarcasm people! Laugh!

"I like twitter. It's like talking to yourself with an open invitation for anyone to join in."  <-- pretty much.

"On the phone, realise that I'm randomly waving my hands at things that I've got open on the computer screen in front of me. Why? Not sure."  <--   ???

Like I said earlier  @K_Razamataz isn't afraid to fire off tweets that will keep you on your toes.  Make sure your brain (and sense of humour) are plugged in and you'll really enjoy this account.  Don't take him too seriously.  He doesn't and everything is going along just fine.

One word of warning - don't underestimate his abilities with a tweet.  The pen truly is mightier than the sword and this tweeter can do the same with a keyboard.  What really drives him is passion.  A passion for people, for fairness and the right for everyone to live a good life.  Yes there are tweets that are political and that will challenge you.  But it is that method and use of language that K-Raz has/is developing.

At this point in time the world of social media has yet to discover what a brilliant mind this young man has.  If you were to follow today then in a few years time, after his tweets have all gone viral, you too can say - I followed him before he became famous.  Go on.

Random follow #122 - @CyrisXD

@CyrisXD is one of the good guys of social media.  He is a super tweeter who is well on his way to clocking twitter.  And anyone who can pull off a 3 to 1 ratio of followers to people they follow is totally doing something right.  In order to create that sort of statistic you need to have what we call at business school 'a business proposition'.  That is you tweet stuff that others want to read or you have information that they cant get elsewhere.

In this case CyrisXD is a website developer, gaming genius, social media magnate and a whizz at making gadgets.  So pretty much every online persons fave go to resource for when things go wrong.  Add on to that impressive list of things that he can (almost do with his eyes closed) the fact that he built http://twitchur.com/ and you pretty much get the picture.  He has his finger on the pulse and keeps twitter and his followers abreast of developments and new happenings in the online world of web spaces etc.

But don't be fooled!  Oh no!  This guy is also some kind of cool and also a whole lot of funny as well.  Here are a random assortment of tweets from within a 24 hour period - 

The funny bits.  "Now that Kim Kardashian's pregnant stomach is proportionate to her ass, the earth's rotating axis can now return to normal."

Being straight up.  "Companies, listen to your customers and Reddit. If there’s 3k people who are unhappy with your service, there’s obviously something wrong."

More jokes. "If babies are delivered by storks then are gay babies delivered by fabulous flamingos?"

The innovator. "I'm too lazy to read my .NET book, so I have the screen reader, reading it to me out loud while I sit here nodding."

The ooze of sarcasm. "Nothing says "I've been caught drunk driving" like a middle aged fat guy riding a bicycle to work."

Add to that mix of tweets a whole lot of interactions and news updates about online stuff and you get the picture.  He is a straight shooting, take no bull, tell it like it is kind of tweeter.  I wouldn't say you're taking a risk in hitting the follow in the negative at all.  I would however say you are taking a positive risk in that your timeline will become filled with sharp, witty and interesting tweets.  Its up to you whether or not you take that risk.  I have.  And everything has come up peachy.